Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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