So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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