By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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