I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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