i love accidental penises.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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