Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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