he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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