Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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