I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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