Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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