I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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