Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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