Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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