Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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