: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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