I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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