Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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