garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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