I hate your face
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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