You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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