You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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