Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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