Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My liver just broke up with me...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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