You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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