so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He did a backflip because drugs
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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