Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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