I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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