arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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