Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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