fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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