Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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