i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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