who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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