He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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