why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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