Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Randomize
