So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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