Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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