Is it normal to miss your booty call?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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