If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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