Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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