they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
