the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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