So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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