two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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