No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you had me at cake vodka
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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