How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
