Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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