The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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