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Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.

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(917): View more from New York City

we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.

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(309): View more from Illinois

i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

thank you pre-med degree.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40

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