Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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