med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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