i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize
