So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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